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KNICKERBOCKER GLORY (BLURB)
Iris Matthews firmly believes that there is no other lingerie shop quite as fabulous as Knickerbocker Glory โ if only she had a few more customers who felt the same way. Everyoneโs feeling the squeeze right now but itโs got nothing to do with her new range of fat-zapping bodyshapers.
When a ruthless new landlord takes over the shopping arcade, the future of Knickerbocker Glory seems doomed. The devilish Jack Denton sets about doubling Irisโ rent, evicting her neighbours and casually suggesting that she might like to move out of her hotspot location. How can he possibly be acting in the arcadeโs best interests?
Determined to get to the bottom of Jackโs controversial actions, Iris leads the fight to save the arcade and its occupants. She soon discovers that petitions and posters wonโt be enough to win this war; no tactics are off-limits, especially when Jack Denton suddenly suggests that perhaps he and Iris should kiss and make up.
Working out who to trust isnโt made any easier by the fact that Iris herself is hiding a shameful secret. Being in love with your best friendโs boyfriend breaks all the rules when it comes to friendship and right now, she needs her friends more than ever.
Fearing that her shop, her friends and her future are about to disappear, Iris must employ her very best assets to ensure Knickerbocker Glory lives to fight another dayโฆREAD THE FIRST 3000 WORDS OF KNICKERBOCKER GLORY OVER THE CUT
Knickerbocker Glory by Kate Rhead
โIris, come quickly! I need serious backup in here โ bring the scissors, a shoehorn and the baby powder!โ hisses Nat as she pokes her head out from the dressing room door.
โWhatโs happened now?โ I swing round wildly to look at her.
โMrs. Pendlebyโs stuck in an all-in-one body shaper thatโs two sizes too small and I canโt get her out of it! Sheโs insisting that it fits but sheโs wedged in like a lime in the top of a Corona bottle!โ
โIโll be right there!โ
โDonโt be long, I give her two minutes before she blacks out!โ warns Nat as she disappears back into the dark depths of the dressing room.
I should have taken the hint when my alarm failed to go off this morning. Instead, I woke up in a bleary-eyed panic, staggered to the shop, hoisted up the shutters and discovered that we have no electricity. I am now attempting to regain the attention of a skinny-jeaned, fake-tanned wise-cracking electrician called Wayne who spent the first fifteen minutes eyeing up the shopโs lingerie-clad mannequins and โphwoarringโ over the new season La Perla bras.
โSeriously Wayne, you have to get the lights back on,โ I beg. โAnd the heating! Itโs freezing in here and I canโt serve my customers when itโs cold. Iโve got two fittings booked in today!โ
โSweetheart, stop stressing,โ smirks Wayne as he shakes his head in the delightfully condescending way that only really dodgy tradesmen can manage. โI can work fast and make your ballsed-up wiring worse or I can work slow and get it right. Whatโll it be?โ
โGet it right,โ I admit through gritted teeth. โBut do it quickly, please! Iโll be back in five minutes, I need to help my customer.โ
โJeez, rather you than me, love,โ shudders Wayne. โSounds like that old dear is trussed up like a turkey! Do you want to borrow my bolt cutters?โ
I tut at him and grab the items that Nat requested before making my way into the boudoir-esque dressing room. A row of rapidly melting candles highlight three huge gilt-framed mirrors that are showcasing every generous angle of Mrs. Pendleby. Sheโs leaning on the back of the chaise longue as Nat tugs at the thick, elasticated body shaper that resembles an over-stuffed pork sausage.
โDonโt worry, Mrs. Pendleby, weโll have you out of this in a jiffy!โ I assure her, avoiding eye contact with Nat.
โItโs because itโs so damn dark in here!โ announces Mrs. Pendleby huffily. โI couldnโt see what I was doing! I think Iโve put it on back-to-front! And itโs cold in here! Youโre lucky I donโt sue!โ
โI know, I do apologise, the lights will be back on at any second.โ I examine the impressive muffin top thatโs hiding the top of the reinforced back panel. โNow if you can just pop your arms up, perfectโฆ now breathe in and Nat and I will do the rest!โ
I nod at Nat and with the practised fluidity of a SWAT team, I spritz baby powder on her fleshy back, Nat squeezes from both sides and I stealthily slide the shoehorn in to give me some leverage.
Just as we manage to unroll her to the waist, Wayneโs head appears bellowing, โIris, thereโs a bloke out here who wants ya! Bloody hell, I thought candlelight was meant to be flattering! Talk about an eyeful!โ
Mrs. Pendleby shrieks and lunges for a silk dressing gown, whacking me on the head in the process.
โWayne! Get out!โ I shout. โDonโt panic, Mrs. Pendleby, he canโt see anything!โ
Five minutes of profuse apologies later and I emerge from the fitting room, mopping my brow. While I appreciate Mrs. Pendlebyโs loyal custom, her refusal to believe she has put on weight is getting harder to deal with.
Wayne is slouched over the shop counter, chatting to a stranger. As my eyes struggle to adjust from the dark depths of the fitting room to the watery stream of sunlight hitting the shop floor, the most unexpected thing happens. Iโm shot. One unexpected blow to the chest. I donโt know how else to explain it. I can only see the strangerโs back but itโs enough to send my heart into a pulsating, burning freefall. A romantic would say it was love at first sight. A cynic would say it was lust at first sight. Either way, Iโm captivated and Iโve only seen his back.
Heโs tall, broad-shouldered and wearing the most beautifully tailored suit. Then, hearing the click of my heels on the wooden floor, he turns to look at me. Suddenly the floor is magnetized and my feet are glued, making me stop and feel the weight of his dark eyes. As if in a trance, I return his steady eye contact and add a tiny flirty, smileโฆ until I realise I may actually be drooling and quickly look away, smoothing down my pencil skirt and pushing myself forward.
โSorry to keep you waiting!โ I clatter across the floor to the counter, still unable to look at him. What the hell has happened to me? Never before have I reacted to someone in such a knee-wobbling, common-sense-defying way. And he hasnโt even spoken to me yet. Wishing I could give myself a short, sharp slap, I do the next best thing and swipe Wayne on the arm and indicate towards the pitch-black kitchen.
โAlright, Iโm going,โ groans Wayne, yawning and stretching. โNice to meet ya, Jack, give us a shout if you ever need any work doing โ Iโm the best in the business!โ
โWayne was just explaining that youโre having issues with the electrics,โ he smiles sympathetically. God, that smile โ it hits me like a delicious warm shot of caramel liqueur, all smooth and dreamy with a zing of something exciting underneath. Heโs handsome but with strong, masculine features rather than the pretty-boy perfection thatโs weirdly popular right now. His eyes are deep and dark but they crinkle around the corners with humour. โIt sounds like youโre having a bad day!โ
โI guess so, but things are definitely looking up!โ I purr. Oh shit. Where the hell did that come from? I bite the inside of my cheeks as my brain blurs.
โReally?โ he asks, slightly taken aback.
โYes! Becauseโฆโ I flail around for something positive about today that isnโt wearing a slate grey suit. โBecause of Mrs. Pendleby!โ
โMrs. Pendleby?โ now he looks confused.
โYes! Good old Mrs. P! Sheโs a valued customer, weโre just fitting her for a newโฆ garment.โ I finish lamely, remembering just in time that I never break a customer confidence. I also donโt want to say the words โsupport body shaper with built-in buttock-lifting pants.โ
โRight! Well, thank heavens for Mrs. P!โ he grins and I smile back. His jawline is square and angular and when he smiles, his upper lip lifts a fraction more on the right, which is unbelievably cute and makes his gorgeousness imperfectly perfect.
โSo what can I do for you?โ I drag myself back into professional mode and feel a thud of disappointment. Men only come into my shop for one reason: to buy a present for the woman (or occasionally, women) in their lives. Well, there is a second reason โ cross-dressers love frilly knickers โ but this guy doesnโt look the type. So I can only assume that this tall, dark, handsome stranger is very much off the market.
โI wanted to introduce myself, Iโm Jack Denton and Iโm guessing that youโre Iris Matthews, the owner of Knickerbocker Glory?โ
โYes, good to meet you, Jack,โ I shake his hand, itโs strong and firm and I donโt want to let it go.
โYou should have received a letter from me?โ he queries. โOr from the company I work for, Hampton Holdings?โ
Stirrings of recognition are slotting together. โOkay, I remember now. Hampton Holdings are the leaseholders for the Ardingly Arcade and youโre the new guy whoโs going to be looking after the management of the arcade from now on, right?โ
โYes,โ says Jack. โIโm introducing myself to all of the shop owners today. I want to get a feel for the arcade and all the businesses that operate here.โ
โGreat!โ I reply enthusiastically. โWell, itโs a fantastic arcade, the shop owners are a real community and weโve got an eclectic mix. I really think the Ardingly Arcade offers something a bit different to the usual faceless shopping centre, donโt you?โ
Instead of agreeing, Jackโs smile lessens and he gives a non-committal shrug. โThatโs one way to describe it. Hampton Holdings are aware that the management of the arcade has been somewhat neglected over the past few years, which is why Iโve been brought on board. I understand that youโve been renting this premises for three years now?โ
โThatโs right.โ
โAnd the rental rate has stayed the same throughout?โ
โYes,โ I reply. โMr. Mayhew, the previous manager, kept the rates low to encourage the businesses to stay and flourish.โ
โThatโs what Iโve heard,โ says Jack thoughtfully. The lovely smile has been replaced by an ominous frown. An uneasy prickle zigs down my spine.
โIris! Youโre needed again!โ calls Nat as her head pops out from the dressing room door. โMrs. Pendleby wants to try a suspender belt on and I really donโt think itโs a good ideaโฆ Oh! Sorry to interrupt!โ Her expression clicks from stress to delight at the sight of Jack and she retreats back into the dressing room, mouthing โOH MY GOD! He is FIT!โ at me.
Jack pushes his hands deep into his pockets and looks at me for a moment before replying.
โIโm sorry to say this, Iris, but the truth is that the arcade is pretty much dead on its feet. The whole business structure has been allowed to fester for too long and itโs not doing the arcade – or the shop owners – any favours.โ
I gulp. The pain is back in my chest but this time itโs entirely uncomfortable.
โHowever, I believe we can transform it into a thriving shopping community again,โ Jack continues. โItโs going to require drastic change, a lot of investment and fresh thinking from all of us.โ
โI see. Well, I guess change can be a good thing?โ I try to keep the flutterings of panic out of my voice.
โItโs a necessary thing,โ he replies, walking over to the shop window and gazing out over the deserted walkway with disapproval. โThereโs potential here but apathy has set in.โ
โApathy?โ I repeat in surprise. I feel like heโs kicked me. I love my business and I take huge pride in it. โWhat do you mean โ apathy?โ
โIt means a lack of enthusiasm, a lack of concernโฆโ
โI know what โapathyโ means,โ I bristle. โWhat I mean is, are you suggesting that we โ the shop owners โ have got lazy?โ
โNo, not exactlyโฆโ
โGood! Because we work hard to make our businesses successful.โ
โSo youโre telling me that your shop is as busy and profitable as it was two years ago?โ
My worry is growing into defensive anger. Iโm painfully aware that business has been slow but things will pick upโฆ itโs the economyโฆ itโs tough for everyoneโฆ besides, Iโve got some great new summer lines coming in and that should helpโฆ
โListen, Jack, I understand that as the new manager you want to put your stamp on things, but there are some good businesses hereโฆโ
โNot from what Iโve seen,โ says Jack, casting a deliberate eye around my empty shop. โTo be frank, Iโm amazed that youโre still open!โ
I gasp! How dare he? Who the hell is this guy and what does he know about my business? Knickerbocker Glory is famous in this town โ our customers love our vintage style and exceptional customer care. Besides, itโs half past flipping ten on a Monday! Give it an hour and weโll be buzzing. Well, maybe not buzzing, but bustling at least! Seething, I step out from behind the counter and set him straight.
โHow dare you! You know nothing about me or my business and if you think this is the way to introduce yourself and make friends in this arcade then youโve got it completely wrong!โ
โIโm not here to make friends, Iโm here to make this arcade profitable,โ replies Jack sternly.
โWell, this place is about more than just money, you know!โ
โNo, Iris. Itโs not. Each and every business is here to make money and youโre living in a dream world if you think otherwise,โ says Jack sharply. โIโve seen the figures and believe me, this arcade will be closed in six months if you donโt let me sort this mess out.โ
โThis is my shop and I donโt need your help. Weโre doing fine,โ I retort.
โThat cannot be true,โ says Jack, shaking his head. โThe question is – is it just me youโre trying to fool or are you pulling the wool over your own eyes too?โ
I breathe in sharply. I donโt know how to reply.
โOkay, this isnโt getting us anywhere so letโs agree to disagree,โ says Jack quietly. โI came to introduce myself, thatโs all. I have to go but in the meantime you can expect a visit from my assistant, Melissa. She will take you through the new terms of your rental agreement.โ
โWhat new terms?โ
โThis is notification of the new rental rates,โ says Jack, pulling a thick creamy envelope out of his leather-bound folder and handing it to me. โFeel free to have a solicitor look over it but youโll find that itโs all in order.โ
My heart is thundering as my shaky fingers struggle with the envelope. My worst fears flip and multiply as my eyes speed over the crisp black text. My rent is doubling. And thereโs nothing I can do about it.
A wobble of panic threatens to turn into tears; I stop them by flashing Jack an angry glare.
โSo you think this is the way to treat your tenants? You march in here and double the rent with no notice? Itโs disgusting!โ
โI have plans for this place that you donโt know about yet and the fundingโฆโ
โDo you really think I want to hear about your plans for spending my money?โ
Jack stares at me for a moment, looking as if he wants to say something else. I wish he would just go; Iโm struggling to hold it together here. My hands are gripping the counter, fingernails digging into the wood.
โIris, please give me a chance to explain,โ begins Jack. โYouโll see that what Iโm proposing isโฆโ
โIโve found the problem!โ interrupts Wayne, swaggering out of the kitchen with one of my chocolate biscuits in his hand.
โGood. So how come the lights arenโt on?โ I snap.
โNot as simple as that, love. Your fuse boardโs knackered. I can rig it up for today but it needs replacing,โ he nibbles his biscuit and stares at me thoughtfully. โI canโt lie โ youโve got the worst wiring Iโve ever seen!โ
โThanks, Wayne, thatโs good to know!โ
โWayne, get it up and running as soon as you can and send me the bill, please,โ says Jack calmly. โIf you would also like to pitch for the rewiring work then let my assistant know. Weโll be getting quotes this week.โ
โHang on, what are you doing?โ I ask defensively.
โIris, this isnโt your problem,โ says Jack in surprise. โThe maintenance of the arcade is down to the management. Surely Mr. Mayhew sorted all of this out for you before?โ
โWell, not exactlyโฆโ
โThis just gets worse,โ Jack sighs disapprovingly. โI knew that the maintenance had been ignored but this is absurd. This arcade is an absolute disaster!โ
I can feel my cheeks burning with frustration. How does he make everything seem like itโs my fault!
โLook, Iโm sorry that youโre taking this personally as thatโs really not my intention,โ says Jack.
I tut and raise an eyebrow, which he ignores.
โHowever, for the sake of the arcade โ and all the businesses that operate here โ I have to take drastic action. In the end, youโll see that Iโm right.โ With that, he turns and leaves.
As the door closes, my distress comes flooding out; I grab a stapler from the counter and hurl it at a pile of polka dot satin knickers. โRight? You think youโre right? What I want to know is what gives you the right to be such a smug bastard! Argh!โ
โJesus, love, calm down!โ mutters Wayne in alarm, dodging back into the safety of the kitchen.
โThatโs it, run and hide!โ I bellow, getting into my furious flow now and finding it strangely enjoyable. โAnd Wayne?โ
โI know, I know, get the flaminโ lights back on!โ he calls.
โToo damn right!โ
Suddenly a message pops up on my mobile. Adrenaline buzzing, I grab it and wonder whether to hurl it after the stapler but I stop just in time. My anger evaporates and my grimace relaxes into a delighted smile.
โWorking in bar 2nite. Come on down. Iโll make u cocktails. Ur choice: Screaming Orgasm or a Slippery Nipple??โ
I giggle and type back. โMojito! Gr8. C u 2nite xxโ
Then I hastily delete the xx and study my message again. It looks kind of bare, so I add a smiley face. Thatโs better. More fun. No chance of misconstruing a smiley either. Besides, he didnโt put kisses so I definitely shouldnโt. You see, I can do the friendship thing, no problem! Then I chuck my phone half-heartedly at the polka dot pants. Who am I trying to kid?
